Tuesday, September 18, 2007

What a Life!

Brittany--this one's for you.

If you give a Mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and
bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her
she has to plandinner for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She will look for her cookbook (101 Things to
Make with a Pound of Hamburger).
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse
that is being dumped out by her two year old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old
the phone will ring.
Her four year old will answer it and hang up.
She remembers that she wants to phone
a friend to come for coffee on Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that
she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are......
If she has a cup of coffee......
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

1 comment:

Brittany said...

Amen, sister! That is soooo true. Very funny perspective however. We actually had a day like that today... However, it was my eggs that mysteriously came up missing, and not a muffin. lol